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A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2007
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.
I've just arrived and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
PS... Sure is freaking hot down here!
Zimbiti, va rog!
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Postat 23 November 2009 - 11:13 PM
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Postat 23 November 2009 - 11:20 PM
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Wouldn't you know it.... Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Bumper sticker of the year: 'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'
And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Wouldn't you know it.... Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Bumper sticker of the year: 'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'
And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Postat 24 November 2009 - 10:06 PM
Barbatii Sunt Precum Pantofii!!!
- cei care iti plac, te costa...
- foarte putini merita pastrati mai mult de un sezon...
- daca nu ii iei potriviti, s-ar putea sa te bata...
- cei comozi nu te atrag, iar cei care te atrag nu vor sa intre...
- oricat le-ai vorbi, nu devin mai maleabili...
- unul singur nu e de ajuns decat pentru cenusarese...
- unii merita lasati la usa...
- lumea te judeca in functie de ei...
- alte femei te invidiaza pentru ai tai, iar tu invidiezi alte femei pentru ai lor...
- cei sireti trebuie legati...
- toti trebuie calcati in picioare !!!
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- cei care iti plac, te costa...
- foarte putini merita pastrati mai mult de un sezon...
- daca nu ii iei potriviti, s-ar putea sa te bata...
- cei comozi nu te atrag, iar cei care te atrag nu vor sa intre...
- oricat le-ai vorbi, nu devin mai maleabili...
- unul singur nu e de ajuns decat pentru cenusarese...
- unii merita lasati la usa...
- lumea te judeca in functie de ei...
- alte femei te invidiaza pentru ai tai, iar tu invidiezi alte femei pentru ai lor...
- cei sireti trebuie legati...
- toti trebuie calcati in picioare !!!
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Postat 25 November 2009 - 10:59 AM
.Dorinta unui scotian :" Vreau sa mor linistit, in
timp ce dorm, la fel ca bunicul meu. Nu tipind de groaza ca pasagerii lui."
Bunica proaspat tunsa isi intreaba nepotelul:
- Nepoate, nu-i asa ca tunsa scurt bunica ta nu mai par baba?
La care nepotul :
- Asa-i. Acum pare mos!
timp ce dorm, la fel ca bunicul meu. Nu tipind de groaza ca pasagerii lui."
Bunica proaspat tunsa isi intreaba nepotelul:
- Nepoate, nu-i asa ca tunsa scurt bunica ta nu mai par baba?
La care nepotul :
- Asa-i. Acum pare mos!
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Postat 25 November 2009 - 03:07 PM
Un urs , un leu si un porc s-au
întâlnit: Ursul zise: "Daca urlu eu în padure, toate
animalele tremura de frica". Leul zise: "Daca eu
ragnesc în jungla, toate animalele se înfioara de
groaza." Porcul zise: "Asta nu-i nimic, eu stranut
o singura data si ... întreaga planeta se vaccineaza !!!
întâlnit: Ursul zise: "Daca urlu eu în padure, toate
animalele tremura de frica". Leul zise: "Daca eu
ragnesc în jungla, toate animalele se înfioara de
groaza." Porcul zise: "Asta nu-i nimic, eu stranut
o singura data si ... întreaga planeta se vaccineaza !!!
GEORGIA
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Postat 26 November 2009 - 01:25 PM
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Postat 27 November 2009 - 10:06 PM
O doamna mai in virsta intra intr-o sectie de votare, ia buletinele in mina, intra in cubicul...trec citeva minute...mai trec citeva...intr-un final, presedintele sectiei de votare o intreaba:
- Doamna, va simtiti bine?
- Da, sint bine, multumesc frumos! Doar ca sint usor jenata....
- De ce, doamna?
- Pai n-as vrea sa ma fac de ris...
- Cu ce, doamna?
- Pai, as vrea sa scriu : 'tu-le muma-n koor la toti...si nu stiu unde se pune cratima!
- Doamna, va simtiti bine?
- Da, sint bine, multumesc frumos! Doar ca sint usor jenata....
- De ce, doamna?
- Pai n-as vrea sa ma fac de ris...
- Cu ce, doamna?
- Pai, as vrea sa scriu : 'tu-le muma-n koor la toti...si nu stiu unde se pune cratima!
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Postat 27 November 2009 - 10:44 PM
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=f3sX30NubTs
:-))))mooooor de ris
ma rog, linkul e aici: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=f3sX30NubTs
:-))))mooooor de ris
ma rog, linkul e aici: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=f3sX30NubTs
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Postat 28 November 2009 - 12:54 AM
Noe, am vazut clipul si m-am trezit cu Duda linga mine (desi dormea dus dincolo) cautind motanul care miorlaie 
Si-a dat seama ca sunetul vine din calculator, si era foarte contrariat ca nu vedea pisoiul!
Si-a dat seama ca sunetul vine din calculator, si era foarte contrariat ca nu vedea pisoiul!
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Postat 28 November 2009 - 10:44 AM
Uniunea Europeana vrea sa amendeze Romania pentru cruzimea cu care taie porcii de Craciun. Pentru a rezolva problema, geneticienii romani au inventat porcul EMO, care se taie singur.
Din cauza reducerilor bugetare recente si a cresterii pretului electricitatii, gazului si uleiului, luminita de la capatul tunelului a fost stinsa.
Ne cerum scuze pentru neplacerile cauzate.
Daca va este frica sa nu va ingrasati, incercati sa beti inainte de fiecare masa 50 g de tarie. Taria, precum se stie din batrani, atenueaza frica!
Intra un popa intr-un restaurant, se aseaza la masa. Cheama ospatarul si il intreaba:
- Fiule, balena aveti?
- Nu, parinte.
- Casalot aveti?
- Nu, parinte.
- Rechin aveti?
- Nu, parinte.
- Atunci da-mi o costita de porc afumata si Dumnezeu mi-e martor ca am vrut sa mananc peste!
Din cauza reducerilor bugetare recente si a cresterii pretului electricitatii, gazului si uleiului, luminita de la capatul tunelului a fost stinsa.
Ne cerum scuze pentru neplacerile cauzate.
Daca va este frica sa nu va ingrasati, incercati sa beti inainte de fiecare masa 50 g de tarie. Taria, precum se stie din batrani, atenueaza frica!
Intra un popa intr-un restaurant, se aseaza la masa. Cheama ospatarul si il intreaba:
- Fiule, balena aveti?
- Nu, parinte.
- Casalot aveti?
- Nu, parinte.
- Rechin aveti?
- Nu, parinte.
- Atunci da-mi o costita de porc afumata si Dumnezeu mi-e martor ca am vrut sa mananc peste!
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Postat 28 November 2009 - 07:42 PM
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing
God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in
and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live,
she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance?"
God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing
God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in
and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live,
she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance?"
God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
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Postat 28 November 2009 - 07:43 PM
IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES
Company Policy:
Effective Immediately
Dress Code:
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume
you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you
dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that
you buy nicer
clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you
dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do
not need a raise.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If
you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called
Saturday & Sunday.
Toilet Use:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a
strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes,
an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door
will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense,
your
picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic
Offenders category." Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be
sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break:
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so
that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch
to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people
get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a
Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a
positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments,
concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations,
allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input
should be directed elsewhere.
The Management Team
Company Policy:
Effective Immediately
Dress Code:
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume
you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you
dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that
you buy nicer
clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you
dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do
not need a raise.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If
you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called
Saturday & Sunday.
Toilet Use:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a
strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes,
an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door
will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense,
your
picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic
Offenders category." Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be
sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break:
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so
that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch
to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people
get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a
Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a
positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments,
concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations,
allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input
should be directed elsewhere.
The Management Team
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Postat 28 November 2009 - 07:47 PM
Un ginecolog vrea sa se reprofileze auzind ca ar cistiga mai bine ca mecanic auto… Invata individul si se duce la un service auto sa dea test de angajare. La rezultate, stupoare: tipul luase nota 15…
Se duce si-l intreaba pe mecanicu' sef:
- Bine dom'ne, cum se poate asa ceva: asta a luat 5, asta 7,..eu 15?! Este o eroare ceva ?
- Nu, domle, nu este nicio eroare … hai sa vedem:
… ti-am dat sa desfaci carburatorul, l-ai deschis corect..5 puncte.
… Te-am pus sa-l inchizi…l-ai inchis corect: 5 puncte.
… Si ti-am mai dat 5 puncte de la mine ca ai facut totul prin teava de esapament, fara sa ridici capota!
Se duce si-l intreaba pe mecanicu' sef:
- Bine dom'ne, cum se poate asa ceva: asta a luat 5, asta 7,..eu 15?! Este o eroare ceva ?
- Nu, domle, nu este nicio eroare … hai sa vedem:
… ti-am dat sa desfaci carburatorul, l-ai deschis corect..5 puncte.
… Te-am pus sa-l inchizi…l-ai inchis corect: 5 puncte.
… Si ti-am mai dat 5 puncte de la mine ca ai facut totul prin teava de esapament, fara sa ridici capota!
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Postat 28 November 2009 - 07:48 PM
Un orb cu mana pe razatoare: "Cine dracu a scris prostia asta?"
Un preot vede o prostituata in strada si-i zice :
-Stii ca esti pe un drum gresit ?
-Stiu,nu trece mai nimeni pe aici
Doi golani patrund noaptea in dormitorul calugaritelor de la un schit. Din intuneric se aude vocea uneia dintre ele:- Iarta-i, Doamne, ca nu stiu ce fac!- Taci din gura, zise cea de linga ea, al meu stie...
De ce nu poate o blonda sa scrie numarul 11? Pentru ca nu stie pe care 1 sa-l puna in fata.
Femeile rostesc 8.000 - 9.000 de cuvinte pe zi, iar un barbat obisnuit intre 2.000 si 4.000 de cuvinte pe zi. Deci femeile vorbesc de doua-trei ori mai mult decat barbatii. Diferenta se vede la cupluri seara, cand se aseaza la masa, pentru ca, in mod normal, el si-a terminat cele 4.000 de cuvinte, nu mai are nimc de zis la sfarsitul zilei, dar s-ar putea ca ea sa mai aiba de spus vreo 4.000-5.000 de cuvinte.
Un preot vede o prostituata in strada si-i zice :
-Stii ca esti pe un drum gresit ?
-Stiu,nu trece mai nimeni pe aici
Doi golani patrund noaptea in dormitorul calugaritelor de la un schit. Din intuneric se aude vocea uneia dintre ele:- Iarta-i, Doamne, ca nu stiu ce fac!- Taci din gura, zise cea de linga ea, al meu stie...
De ce nu poate o blonda sa scrie numarul 11? Pentru ca nu stie pe care 1 sa-l puna in fata.
Femeile rostesc 8.000 - 9.000 de cuvinte pe zi, iar un barbat obisnuit intre 2.000 si 4.000 de cuvinte pe zi. Deci femeile vorbesc de doua-trei ori mai mult decat barbatii. Diferenta se vede la cupluri seara, cand se aseaza la masa, pentru ca, in mod normal, el si-a terminat cele 4.000 de cuvinte, nu mai are nimc de zis la sfarsitul zilei, dar s-ar putea ca ea sa mai aiba de spus vreo 4.000-5.000 de cuvinte.
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Postat 28 November 2009 - 07:50 PM
Trei babe catolice stateau la taifas si se laudau fiecare cu ce nepoti au.
Prima: -Nepotul meu e episcop si cand intra intr-o casa toata lumea il saluta cu "Inaltimea Ta!"
A doua: -Nepotul meu e cardinal si cand intra intr-o casa toata lumea il saluta cu "Luminatia Ta!"
A treia: -Nepotul meu e stripper si cand intra intr-o casa toate femeile exclama: "Dumnezeule!"
Doi ardeleni la oras, sunt cazati intr-un hotel la etajul 20, iar liftul nu merge. Se apuca ei sa urce pe scari. Pe la etajul 5, Ion catre Gheorghe:
- Gheo, am sa iti zic ceva ...
- Lasa-ma in amaraciunea mea, imi zici cand ajungem ... Dupa inca vreo 7 etaje, Ion:
- Gheo, trebe sa-ti zic ceva ... - Lasa-ma Ioane, imi zici cand ajungem, acu lasa-ma in pace! In fata usii, Gheorghe catre Ion, gafaind ca o locomotiva:
- Ia zi acuma ce voiai sa-mi zici.
- Am uitat cheia la receptie! ............... Se apuca ei sa coboare Dupa vreo 5 etaje, Ion vrea sa zica ceva.
- Lasa-ma in pace. Imi zici jos! Alte 7 etaje, Ion vrea sa spuna ceva, Gheorghe enervat il opreste. Ajung sleiti la receptie, Ion :
- Mai Gheo, tu chiar nu stii de gluma ??
Doua tipe, la volan o blonda, semaforul rosu, se opresc:
- Mama, vezi ce rosu frumos ?
- Da... waw!
- Da' uite ce galben fain...
- Aha...
- Si ce verde frumos...
- Da, asta chiar e super...
- Aa... iar rosu asta... L-am mai vazut, hai sa mergem !
'Cea mai banoasa negustorie ar fi sa le cumperi pe femei cu cat valoreaza si sa le revinzi cu cat se apreciaza ele"
Prima: -Nepotul meu e episcop si cand intra intr-o casa toata lumea il saluta cu "Inaltimea Ta!"
A doua: -Nepotul meu e cardinal si cand intra intr-o casa toata lumea il saluta cu "Luminatia Ta!"
A treia: -Nepotul meu e stripper si cand intra intr-o casa toate femeile exclama: "Dumnezeule!"
Doi ardeleni la oras, sunt cazati intr-un hotel la etajul 20, iar liftul nu merge. Se apuca ei sa urce pe scari. Pe la etajul 5, Ion catre Gheorghe:
- Gheo, am sa iti zic ceva ...
- Lasa-ma in amaraciunea mea, imi zici cand ajungem ... Dupa inca vreo 7 etaje, Ion:
- Gheo, trebe sa-ti zic ceva ... - Lasa-ma Ioane, imi zici cand ajungem, acu lasa-ma in pace! In fata usii, Gheorghe catre Ion, gafaind ca o locomotiva:
- Ia zi acuma ce voiai sa-mi zici.
- Am uitat cheia la receptie! ............... Se apuca ei sa coboare Dupa vreo 5 etaje, Ion vrea sa zica ceva.
- Lasa-ma in pace. Imi zici jos! Alte 7 etaje, Ion vrea sa spuna ceva, Gheorghe enervat il opreste. Ajung sleiti la receptie, Ion :
- Mai Gheo, tu chiar nu stii de gluma ??
Doua tipe, la volan o blonda, semaforul rosu, se opresc:
- Mama, vezi ce rosu frumos ?
- Da... waw!
- Da' uite ce galben fain...
- Aha...
- Si ce verde frumos...
- Da, asta chiar e super...
- Aa... iar rosu asta... L-am mai vazut, hai sa mergem !
'Cea mai banoasa negustorie ar fi sa le cumperi pe femei cu cat valoreaza si sa le revinzi cu cat se apreciaza ele"
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Postat 28 November 2009 - 07:51 PM
Dupa o excursie la o ferma, doi baieti de oras, uimiti de cele vazute,se intorc acasa. Cel mare ii spune mamei sale:
- Mama, am vazut la ferma o purcea, care e mai mare si mai grasa decat tine!
Mama e in isterie, il loveste pe baiat si incepe sa planga. Cel mic mai ca nu plange si el, incepe sa o linisteasca pe mama:
- Linisteste-te, mamico... Mai grasa decat tine nu e nici o purcea pe lume!
Un mosulica se-nsoara cu o pustoaica. Ea, dupa noaptea nuntii:
- A fost minunat! Se face des treaba asta?
- Da, copila mea. Unii depravati o fac chiar si de doua ori pe an.
Un cuplu foarte batrin isi serbeaza cea de-a 75-a aniversare a casatoriei. La un moment dat, sotul ii spune sotiei:
- Draga, vreau sa te intreb ceva: dintotdeauna m-a framintat faptul ca cel de-al saselea copil al nostru nu a semanat cu restul. Acum, dupa 75 de ani, trebuie sa stiu: a avut el un alt tata?
Sotia se uita la el si marturiseste:
- Da, draga, ai dreptate, a avut un alt tata.
- Si poti sa-mi spui cine a fost?
- Tu!
Un chirurg moare, ajunge la poarta Raiului si se aseaza la coada. Imediat il observa Sf. Petru si zice:
-Furnizorii, poftiti pe usa din spate, va rog!
- Mama, am vazut la ferma o purcea, care e mai mare si mai grasa decat tine!
Mama e in isterie, il loveste pe baiat si incepe sa planga. Cel mic mai ca nu plange si el, incepe sa o linisteasca pe mama:
- Linisteste-te, mamico... Mai grasa decat tine nu e nici o purcea pe lume!
Un mosulica se-nsoara cu o pustoaica. Ea, dupa noaptea nuntii:
- A fost minunat! Se face des treaba asta?
- Da, copila mea. Unii depravati o fac chiar si de doua ori pe an.
Un cuplu foarte batrin isi serbeaza cea de-a 75-a aniversare a casatoriei. La un moment dat, sotul ii spune sotiei:
- Draga, vreau sa te intreb ceva: dintotdeauna m-a framintat faptul ca cel de-al saselea copil al nostru nu a semanat cu restul. Acum, dupa 75 de ani, trebuie sa stiu: a avut el un alt tata?
Sotia se uita la el si marturiseste:
- Da, draga, ai dreptate, a avut un alt tata.
- Si poti sa-mi spui cine a fost?
- Tu!
Un chirurg moare, ajunge la poarta Raiului si se aseaza la coada. Imediat il observa Sf. Petru si zice:
-Furnizorii, poftiti pe usa din spate, va rog!